America You Got It Wrong Again

Ok so we hawk the song writing contest again. We do a stupid dance song. We show how they record their song choices for I-tune. And we see highlights of last night.

1. Chikizie-bottom 3
2. Brooke-safe, damn.
3. Carly-she says she is not pregnant, just trying to hide her weight-safe

Missed the Ford commercial.

4. David A-safe
5. David C-safe
6. Syesha-bottom 3, that should be a given
7. Michael-safe

Those stupid questions really have to go. Do we need to be tortured for an entire hour by this drivel they drag out you are off the island show?

Season 2 Kimberly Locke sang, she was #3, I did not watch Season 1 and 2. She was good, very pretty.

Hawked Idol gives back.

8. Ramiele-she reminds me of the hawaiin girl a few seasons ago who cried and got the sympathy vote. That pouty whiny stuff needs to go-safe, damn.
9. Jason-bottom 3
10. Kristy-safe.

I don't think Chikizie should have gone home, but at least he will be on the tour, so we have not seen the last of him.

American Idol

Ok so who cares anymore who wins? I still dont get they keep saying this is the best group ever? They must all be on Paula's drugs cos no one has wowed me yet and no one has given me goosebumps when they sang.

Songs from the year they were born, good thing 1987 produced a lot of songs.

1. Ramiele-her outfit sucked and did not match the song. Heart is too big of a song for her to sing (C)
2. Jason-he needs to do something cos I expect him to sound the same every week (B-)
3. Syesha-guess she decided she needed to put it out there to stay in the competition (B)
4. Chikezie-I agree with Simon where did he go (B+)
5. Brooke-I love that she screwed up her song right on the very first word (C)
6. Michael-finally a good song from him (B+)
7. Carly-is she pregnant? I thought she did a good job but she is kind of predictable too and will she be in the bottom 3 again? (B)
8. David A-predictable as Jason (B+)
9. Kristy-that is the first time she has sang I actually thought she did a good job (B)
10. David C-I have to say I did not recognize the song at first but I really like what he did better than the Michael Jackson version-for me best of night (A)

Dial Idol has Chikezie going home but they have not done very good this season picking the loser, who is going home? Hard to say this week, the good ones kind of failed and the bad ones kicked it in gear.



Dancing with the Stars: no surprise Penn and Monica went home.

Christmas Lights

I know Christmas is 9 months away but I saw Christmas lights on a house this morning and yes they were lit up. Yes I know some people have lights on their deck that they use HOWEVER these were actual colored Christmas lights and they were on at 6am.

I guess some people are just in the holiday season all year long.

Dancing With The Stars

I realize these people don't get any money for this contest but honestly some of these people are not that good.

1. Steve Guttenberg (C)
2. Christian De La Fuente (B-)
3. Monica Seles - she is really too stiff (C)
4. Penn Gillette (C)
5. Priscilla Presley - whew she is ugly (B)
6. Shannon Elizabeth (A)
7. Jason Taylor (A)
8. Marissa (B+)
9. Adam Corolla (C)
10. Marlee Matlin -amazing how well she does without hearing the music (A-)
11. Kristi Gagamuchi (A)
12. Mario (A)

I say Penn and Monica are going home tonight.

Democratic Party Campaign Car

Don't study it too long because it truly does not make any sense.

Suckwest

I had to fly to Indy on Thursday on Northwest and had to fly Suckwest home. Northwest, a Pepsi airline, I was happy. Suckwest, nothing could make that good. I am not a cow to be told to wait to line up and get a sucky seat. I was there in plenty of time and had reserved my seat 3 weeks ahead and I stil got B25, BINGO we were not playing. So all 6 planes in my area were late leaving due to bad airplanes. I got home an hour late. So as soon as we were allowed on the plane then the flight attendants are pissy and telling us to hurry up, now we are in a hurry to leave.

So there was a free plane next door not leaving for THREE hours, and all that was wrong with ours was a loose screw on the pilot's seat. He could not have stood, we could not have traded planes with the other one. We get here and have to wait cos someone is in our gate, so take the gate next to you.

I only flew Suckwest cos I wanted to get home that night or else I would not take them. They truly suck as an airline.

America got it wrong

Ok we introduced mentors, announced the song writing contest, another lame Beattles medley, and a review of what they sang the night before.

Brooke safe, damn. Carly in the bottom 3-WHAT? David A-safe, a given. Michael Johns-safe.

Off to a really stupid Ford commercial and how they make it.

David C-safe. Kristy-bottom 3- a given. Jason-safe. Ramiele-what a baby she is, someone slap her-safe, damn.

More stupid Questions. INteresting Ryan mentioned Kelli PIckler (bimbo) had grown in many ways, are we talking the boob job? Idol gives back commercial with Elliott.

Syesah-safe, damn. Amanda-bottom 3-WHAT? Chikizie-safe.

I can not believe they sent Amanda home and now we know it is no longer a singing contest but a Barbie contest. Kristy should have gone home.

However, Amanda left with grace, she never shed a tear, said to be 11 out of over 100K people and she sang her song as if the contest was not over for her. I don't think we have seen the last of Amanda.

Dancing with the Stars Part Deux

SO it was ladies night and I have to say they did way better than the guys.

Shannon Elizabeth-have no idea who she is (B)
Monica Seles-how awkward and stiff was she (C)
Marissa ?-(C+)
Priscilla Presley-how ugly is she and why do people do that to themselves, Kenny Rogers, Joan rivers, do they not realize how ugly they become when the do face lifts like that. Is she on Paula's drugs? (B+)
Krist gagamuchi-I cant stand her, (A-)
Marlee Matlin-amazing how she did and her partner to teach a deaf person, well he gets points in my book (B+)

I would send Monica home

American Idol

Beattles again, why why why? There are millions of great songs out there, we did the Beatles, move on. Why does Ryan feel he needs to blabber and ask stupid questions, he is as annoying as Paula.

1. Amanda (B+) she gave it to Simon good
2. Kristy (C-) she is not good enough to give Simon crap
3. David Archuletta (A-) he is back
4. Michael (C+) his voice was a little froggy, I like his voice but he has not picked that wow song
5. Brooke- (C) finally they think she sucked, how hokey was that performance, geez i knew she was a total goof
6. David Cook (B) if you close your eyes and listen to him he is not half bad, he is just arrogant and his hair
7. Carly (A) song sucked but she did a good job on it
8. Jason (B+) Jason is not a wow singer but he has one of those voices that if you had a really bad day he could sing you a song and help it be better
9. Syesha (B+) her best performance yet but where is the personality
10. Chikezie (C+) what was that and after last week, what a let down
11. Ramiele (C)

I imagine Kristy and Syesha and perhaps Ramiele will be in the bottom 3 or perhaps Michael Johns. It is time for Kristy to go, she is the worst of the 11 left. Still no one has wowed me, gave me goosebumps when they sang.

Dialidol has Kristy going home and has Syesha after David A who is once again in first place.

Great Joke

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, t hat you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said: "Clean my house."

Dancing With The Stars

Is there a purpose to this show? And why am I watching it? I started watching it last year probably because nothing better was on. So last night the guys were on (kind of like Idol). Penn of Penn and Teller (how stupid are they) was on first, what an oaf, I felt sorry for his partner, he was trying to be funny all the time. I give him a D. The next guy was some football player-he had the flow down, he was very smooth, i was surprised how well he did. I give him a B. The next guy was the latin guy-boy was he full of himself. I give him a B-. The next guy was Mario, I dont know what he does but he was really good and the chemistry was definitely there with his partner. I give him a A-. The next guy was Corolla from the man show (please how stupid is that show) he was better than I though he would be. I give him a B-. The next guy was Steve Guttenberg-he was ok. I give him a C+.

Tonight is Idol and the ladies on DWTS, i will be watching Idol. It is the Beattles again, why?

Happy St Pat's Day

As I see by the clock it is almost time for the parade to start downtown. Thank goodness I don't work down there anymore. Having a huge picture window I would see all kinds of goings on after the parade in the parking lots where people could not park. I have seen drunks peeing on cars, glad my car was in a locked secure garage, and other things I never want to see ever again. Hey you know that tree is not big enought to cover your two naked bodies doing things I want to scratch my eyes out for.

So if the cops are wandering around the parade why are they letting people drink? More importantly why aren't they following those people back to their cars and arresting them when they try to drive away drunk and it is raining, that will make things even worse.

Hey GW can we have this day off so those of us not stupid enough to get drunk and try to drive home can be safe at home and not some statistic cos the cops did not take care of the drunks. Why do they allow alcohol anyway. And further more why do we have alcohol at ball games, etc. All these people sit somewhere for a couple of hours, drink more than they should at exhorbitant prices and then get in their cars and drive home. I don't care to die that way or yet.

Just say no to male strippers

Jim Carrey on Idol last night, ugh! Can things get any stupider and is Ryan taking Paula's drugs? I do not like Jim Carrey, I think he is beyond stupid and that type of "comedy" makes my brain hurt, it is way tooooooo stupid. I never cared for Dr Seuss either. I remember when I was in second grade we would go to the library. All my little brother ever got was Dr Stupid books, ugh how many times can you read Green Eggs and Ham. I however, at the ripe age of 7 read these 1" autobiographies, there were about 100 of them, I read them all.

Anyway I digress. I give their medley a (C). I also saw Sanjawye from last year with his sister, I see he is doing the grunge thing, good hide so no one will hurt you.

I forgot they do the bottom 3 and it is no surprise that Syesha, Kristy, and David H were in the bottom 3, they were my bottom 3 as well. I sure thought Kristy was going home however I think the guys are keeping her there, she does look like B arbie. Perhaps David H can get his job back doing lap dances for guys.

I was a little disappointed Kat McPhee did not sing a song that she could belt out, cos that is what she excels at. Did anyone besides me notice the rock on her left hand and was she just a little huggy with David Foster?And did Ryan say they were doing Beattles again next week? Isn't one week enough, I was never a Beattles fan, pick something else, they are over with.

American Idol

I do not get when they say this is the best group yet, Are you listening to them. Melinda is better than all of them and she came in #3. There are some good singers but honestly no one wows me this year, they are kind of ho hum and last night many were boring.

1. Syesha-I dont think she is long for the Idol stage. She is ok (C+)
2. Chikezie-wow where did that come from, he was the best of the evening, way to go. (A)
3. Ramiele-safe and boring, snoozer (C)
4. Jason-he reminds me of someone from the 60's and 70's but can not figure out who, perhaps somewhat Arlo Guthrie? he was boring, i like his voice and his facial expressions-well he needs to be watched to watch his face (C)
5. Carly-she has a great voice but still does not wow me (B+)
6. David Cook-his arrogance should put him gone but-he thinks he is daughtry whom I did not like-stop the screaming-(C)
7. Brooke-what is it about her, her voice is not spectacular, and she is boring, I just don't like her (C)
8. David Hernandez-I expected him to do a better job on that song (C+)
9. Amanda-I love her, she is cute under all the stuff and her personality is now coming out, she did a great job on that song. (A)
10. Michael-it was kind of safe and boring (B-)
11. Kristy-Barbie-oh dear, you can not country everything and the tempo of the band was too fast for her singing, that did not totally work (C-)
12. David Archuletta-his worst performance, poor kid, i think he will be ok though (C)

I predict Kristy will go home but send Brooke, Ramiele, and David Cook home and scoot up the contest by 3 weeks.

Jury Duty

It had to happen some time in my life but not at this time. My favorite aunt is coming to visit and I have to start Jury Duty while she is here. I always wanted to participate just to see what it is like. OH well, such is life, nothing I can do about it and hey if I get selected think of the knitting time I will have, let's see better take Yarn Harlot socks cos they do not require any thought.

Spread the Stupidity

Spread the StupidityOnly in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of The store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in America ..do people order Double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America .....do we leave cars Worth thousands of dollars in the Driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.Only in America ..do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.Only in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.Only in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.EVER WONDER ...Why the sun lightens our hair,But darkens our skin ?Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when They are all stuck together?If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?If flying is so safe,Why do they call the airport the terminal?

Booted off the island

So I meant to post on Friday but no time this weekend.

I was happy to see they booted Danny off Idol, he really irritated me to no end. I figure Luke would go as well. I did not care either way about Kady but figured she would not last long. I was very upset Asia'h went, she was good and I figured she would last for quite a while. I really wanted Brooke and Ramiele to go but...

OK I did not like Blake Lewis and his beatbox crap needs to go. I did like Chris Sleigh and he is in Blake's band, wow, who would have thought. As slut puppy says you never know what being on Idol will do to your career, but in her case it slaughters her career. I dont watch late night TV but I saw she was on one of the shows with her hair all done and a crown on like she was a beauty queen. I suppose in her little world she is queen perhaps why she lives with little dogs?

AMerican Idol GIrls

Is it me or is the talent this year just not all that? Someone please knock Paula out so she can not speak, what is up with her? Give her some shutup pills PLEASE!

1. Asia'h-who dressed her and not her best song (B-)
2. Kady Malloy-(C+)
3. Amanda Overmeyer-Amanda is back (A-)
4. Carly Smithson-(A)
5. Kristy Lee Cook-she botched my favorite Journey song (C-)
6. Ramiele Malubay-(B-)
7. Brooke White-I just can't stand her, and what was that she did (C-)
8. Syesha Mercado-better than last week, but (B-)

I would send Ramiele and Brooke home cos I do not like them but I bet Kady and Kristy Lee go home. Please send Danny home, but I bet Luke and I am not sure maybe Chikezie go home for the boys. Dial Idol has Kady and Syesha and Luke and David Herandez going home. My prediction is Carly and David Archuletta as the final two.

American Idol Guys

8 guys left, slut puppy has the harnesses on or the puppies would be flying. Seriously is she on drugs.

Luke Menard-bye bye the song really sucked (C-)
David Archuletta=how cute is he (A-)
Danny make me scratch my eyes out with my knitting needle Noriega-BYE BYE-he is so in love with himself and what was that crap he did (F)
David Hernandez (A-)
Michaels Johns-a lot better than last week (A-)
David Cook-I thought he trashed the song, the screaming in the middle, dont like him anyway (D+)
Jason Castro (B)
Chikezie (B+)

BYE BYE Luke and Danny.

Raise Your Hand

How many of you have seen the "green" grocery bags the stores expect you to buy? Honestly how many bags must you buy cos they hold what a loaf of bread and a container of Hagen Daazs? Don't ask how I know. THey are $.99-$1.99 and if I was a family with kids I would spend $100 on just bags when the store gives me grocery bags for free and you can use them for other things. Having 4 litter boxes I go through plastic bags like a tornado goes through Kansas. You can make purses and rugs from them. You can let them pile up til you can't find anything in your house but plastic bags, do they have little old plastic bag ladies like little old cat ladies? I have to admit I purchased some of them from Pier One, did I use them for groceries, no something much more important. They make great project bags, yes folks my "green" bags are holding yarn. I was at a class for a crochet purse on Sunday and the "green" bags came up and we all used them for projects. I also use those big kitty litter containers and other plastic containers for projects.

I would like to ask the plastic bag people what i am supposed to do with my kitty litter, I put a bag in a small trash can and carry it from litter box to litter box and on the last box I put the plastic bag in my garbage can in the garage. You really don't expect me to put the litter in a bare trash can and wash it out every day do you and if there are no plastic bags where am I to put my garbage? Perhaps instead of taking away my plastic bags you need to make one that is biodegradable.

Bugger Off

Is there anything worse than going grocery store shopping. Who has decided to raise prices again, geez I filled up the car with gas, she burns premium $54--hey GW I need a raise. I had 3 little sacks of food and it was almost as much as the gas, honestly it is just me. ANyway some asswipe decides to get in my space. I am waiting for the girl to ring up what looks a lottery winning and he is right beside me. I ask him to step away from my space, sure honey anything you want. Ok now you did it, my name is not Honey and I am definitely not YOUR honey. He gives me a look and says geez women on PMS> Now you must die. I looked dead at him got in his space and said no you are the one annoying me and now you have pissed me off, if you do not get away from me I will scream a blood curdling scream that will make you shrivel up in a ball and hold your ears like someone in a scary movie. The pimply grocery sack kid said sir please leave her alone, she asked you nice once. This kid weighs two pounds and is 6 feet tall. The guy backs up and calls me a bitch, meanwhile the clerk hits the omg call the manager button. Here he comes, ma'am what is wrong. Dont call me ma'am. This man is bothering me. He says he is not, the kid says he got too close to her, she asked him to back off and he got mean. I lvoe this kid, can i take him home. The manager tells asswipe to back off and quit harassing me or he will call the cops. As I left the child in me told him if I ever saw him again he would be sorry.

Can I hire someone to buy groceries for me?

Idol, PMS, Oprah, Moon Marble and other trivial stuff

So I already forgot who got voted off, Alexandrea, Jason Yeager, Alaina, and Robbie I think, ok so none of them are that big of a loss if I cant even remember them. Jason was that slick hair kid in high school who made your flesh crawl. I felt bad for alaina, she was so upset when she lost, another reason why this no failure in kids today does not work. However, she finally pulled it together and sang her last song.

You have to go read this blog entry, I am sure you all have seen the commercial for Have a Happy Period, you really have to be kidding me. Obviously the guys who make these pads have never ever been around a woman in their entire life. Check it out and be prepared to laugh your backside off. http://wendi- aarons.blogspot. com/2007/ 03/as-seen- on-mcsweeneysnet .html

Do we really need another Oprah show, please someone make her go away. Who does she think she is anyway. I am so sick of her read this book, watch this show, vote for this person, go buy an island somewhere where you can boss people around who think you are all that and LEAVE ME ALONE. Arrogant racist b....

George Carlin has a new HBO special, Bad for ya. You got to love him, even at 70 he is sharp as a tack, does not care who he offends and is basically right. If you got HBO make sure you catch it, he talks about being sick of having someone tell you who your heroes are, see above for fat ass oprah, play dates for kids, self esteem and no failing, etc.

Moon marble is a cool plant, Friday I went to watch them make marbles, wow, these ain't the marbles I played with as a kid. Plus they also have all the cool toys I had when I was a kid. They apparently do a big tour, etc every year and so when it is not so crowded I want to go back and spend more time there. http://www.moonmarble.com/c-52-glass-gems-and-shapes.aspx

It was in the 70's yesterday so I had to open the windows and let some fresh air in. Of course today we are paying as it is 26 right now. Oh the joys of winter.