1. You consider the little white flags on Hershey's Kisses a sign of surrender.
2. You filled your gourmet pepper mill with fudge sprinkles. (Now I know what to do with my pepper mill.)
3. Hold the ranch-your salad dressing of choice is Hershey's Syrup.
4. You named your children Godiva, Ghiradellie, and Chip.
5. The license plate on your sporty brown coupe reads COCO2DI4. ( I actually looked at a chocolate brown car in the grocery store parking lot once and wondered if I could afford it when I bought mine, it was an Infinity like the Murano, so no)
6. Chocolate never melts in your hands-it doesn't have the time.
7. Your husband affectionately calls you Countess Chocula.
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