Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion stars in the universe, you'll believe him, but if he tells you that a wall has wet paint, you'll have to touch it to be sure?
Why do we press harder on our remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Deep in the jungle, why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why is it that people who spend their day sitting down ofter earn more than people who spend their day working on their feet?
Even notice that when you blow in a dog's face he doesn't like it, but when you take him for a ride in the car, he sticks his head out the window?
Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up every two hours?