The following was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning
Commentary.
My confession:
I am a Jew, and every single one of my ancestors was Jewish. And it does not bother me even a little bit when people call those beautiful lit up, bejeweled trees, Christmas trees.. I don't feel threatened. I don't feel discriminated against. That's what they are: Christmas trees.
It doesn't bother me a bit when people say, 'Merry Christmas' to me. I don't think they are slighting me or getting ready to put me in a ghetto. In fact, I kind of like it It shows that we are all brothers and sisters celebrating this happy time of year. It doesn't bother me at all that there is a manger scene on display at a key intersection near my beach house in Malibu . If people
want a creche, it's just as fine with me as is the Menorah a few hundred yards away.
I don't like getting pushed around for being a Jew, and I don't think Christians like getting pushed around for being Christians. I think people who believe in God are sick and tired of getting pushed around, period. I have no idea where the concept came from that America is an explicitly atheist country. I can't find it in the Constitution and I don't like it being shoved down my throat.
Or maybe I can put it another way: where did the idea come from that we should worship celebrities and we aren't allowed to worship God as we understand Him? I guess that's a sign that I'm getting old, too. But there are a lot of us who are wondering where these celebrities came from and where the America we knew went
to.
In light of the many jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke; it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.
Billy Graham's daughter was interviewed on the Early Show and Jane Clayson asked her 'How could God let something like this happen?' (regarding Katrina) Anne Graham gave an extremely profound and insightful response. She said, 'I believe God is deeply saddened by this, just as we are, but for years we've been telling God to get out of our schools, to get out of our government and to get out of our lives. And being the gentleman He is, I believe He has calmly backed out. How can we expect God to give us His blessing and His
protection if we demand He leave us alone?'
In light of recent events... terrorists attack, school shootings, etc. I think it started when Madeleine Murray O'Hare (she was murdered, her body found a few years ago) complained she didn't want prayer in our schools, and we said OK. Then someone said you better not read the Bible in school. The Bible says thou shalt not kill, thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbor as yourself. And we said OK.
Then Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our children when they misbehave because their little personalities would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem (Dr Spock's son committed suicide). We said an expert should know what he's talking about. And we said OK.
Now we're asking ourselves why our children
have no conscience, why they don't know right from wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill strangers, their classmates, and themselves.
Probably, if we think about it long and hard enough, we can figure it out. I think it has a great deal to do with 'WE REAP WHAT WE SOW.'
Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell Funny how we believe what the newspapers say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how you can send 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene articles pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion of God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Monday, December 15, 2008
The Real Meaning of the 12 Days of Christmas
From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were
not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone
during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning
plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each
element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality
which the children could remember.
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness,
Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone
not permitted to practice their faith openly. Someone
during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning
plus a hidden meaning known only to members of their church. Each
element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality
which the children could remember.
-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness,
Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone
Thursday, December 11, 2008
This has gone too far
Apparently some nut job of a mother thinks Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is a religious song because it contains the words Christmas and Santa. Someone slap her please.
This happened in North Carolina (I must call my brother and tell him they are nutso in his state) where the Christmas song "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was temporarily banned from being sung by children at a Christmas concert. A mother (Jewish) complained that the song contained the words "Christmas" and "Santa," words which she believes carry religious overtones and finds offensive. This is bad as Nobama wanting to change the Star Spangled Banner to I Want to Teach the World to Sing because the Star Spangled Banner is a violent song, ever read the words to the French National Anthem, it gets a XXX rating for the violence. Back to this nut job of a mother, Santa Claus is certainly not a Christian theme. A spokesperson for the school said the mother was afraid her daughter would hear those words which are associated with Christmas and make the connection between Santa Clause and Christmas and the birth of Jesus. Here's a thought - her daughter has probably already made that connection. When I hear Rudolph I dont think of the birth of Christ, I think of Santa trekking across the sky with a reindeer whose nose is so red you can see it anywhere. Perhaps Santa needs a GPS and then we can right a new politically correct song for this "mom."
The complaining mother is Jewish and wanted a Hanukkah song included in the program - since they were singing "Rudolph" she felt that she should have a religious song of her faith included, as well. The school board ruled that "Rudolph" is not a religious song and can be included in the program. As it stands right now, the children are supposed to be going ahead with the program, as planned, with "Rudolph" included.
Way to go School Board for telling the mother to take a hike. Honestly, some people should just be shot and not heard. Hey nutjob mother get a life.
This happened in North Carolina (I must call my brother and tell him they are nutso in his state) where the Christmas song "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" was temporarily banned from being sung by children at a Christmas concert. A mother (Jewish) complained that the song contained the words "Christmas" and "Santa," words which she believes carry religious overtones and finds offensive. This is bad as Nobama wanting to change the Star Spangled Banner to I Want to Teach the World to Sing because the Star Spangled Banner is a violent song, ever read the words to the French National Anthem, it gets a XXX rating for the violence. Back to this nut job of a mother, Santa Claus is certainly not a Christian theme. A spokesperson for the school said the mother was afraid her daughter would hear those words which are associated with Christmas and make the connection between Santa Clause and Christmas and the birth of Jesus. Here's a thought - her daughter has probably already made that connection. When I hear Rudolph I dont think of the birth of Christ, I think of Santa trekking across the sky with a reindeer whose nose is so red you can see it anywhere. Perhaps Santa needs a GPS and then we can right a new politically correct song for this "mom."
The complaining mother is Jewish and wanted a Hanukkah song included in the program - since they were singing "Rudolph" she felt that she should have a religious song of her faith included, as well. The school board ruled that "Rudolph" is not a religious song and can be included in the program. As it stands right now, the children are supposed to be going ahead with the program, as planned, with "Rudolph" included.
Way to go School Board for telling the mother to take a hike. Honestly, some people should just be shot and not heard. Hey nutjob mother get a life.
Monday, December 08, 2008
A Poem For The Season
A Poem For the Season
>
>
> *Twas the month before Christmas*
> *When all through our land,*
> *Not a Christian was praying*
> *Nor taking a stand.*
> *The "politically correct police" had taken away,*
> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>
> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
> *December 25th is just a "Holiday".*
>
> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>
> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
> *At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhere to be found.*
> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny 's and Sears*
> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>
> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
>
> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
> * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>
> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
> *Shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS" - not Happy Holiday!*
>
>
> *Twas the month before Christmas*
> *When all through our land,*
> *Not a Christian was praying*
> *Nor taking a stand.*
> *The "politically correct police" had taken away,*
> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>
> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
> *December 25th is just a "Holiday".*
>
> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>
> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
> *At Lowe's the word Christmas - was nowhere to be found.*
> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny 's and Sears*
> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
>
> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!*
>
> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
> * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>
> *So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"*
> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
> *Shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS" - not Happy Holiday!*
The Night We Waved Goodbye to America
From Peter Hitchens in London:
Anyone would think we had just elected a hip, skinny and youthful
replacement for God, with a plan to modernise Heaven and Hell - or that at
the very least John Lennon had come back from the dead.
The swooning frenzy over the choice of Barack Obama as President of the
United States must be one of the most absurd waves of self-deception and
swirling fantasy ever to sweep through an advanced civilisation. At least
Mandela-worship - its nearest equivalent - is focused on a man who actually
did something.
I really don't see how the Obama devotees can ever in future mock the
Moonies, the Scientologists or people who claim to have been abducted in
flying saucers. This is a cult like the one which grew up around Princess
Diana, bereft of reason and hostile to facts. The night America changed:
Barack and Michelle Obama in Chicago
It already has all the signs of such a thing. The newspapers which recorded
Obama's victory have become valuable relics. You may buy Obama picture books
and Obama calendars and if there isn't yet a children's picture version of
his story, there soon will be. Proper books, recording his sordid
associates, his cowardly voting record, his astonishingly militant
commitment to unrestricted abortion and his blundering trip to Africa, are
little-read and hard to find.
If you can believe that this undistinguished and conventionally Left-wing
machine politician is a sort of secular saviour, then you can believe
anything. He plainly doesn't believe it himself. His cliche-stuffed, PC
clunker of an acceptance speech suffered badly from nerves. It was what you
would expect from someone who knew he'd promised too much and that from now
on the easy bit was over.
He needn't worry too much. From now on, the rough boys and girls of
America's Democratic Party apparatus, many recycled from Bill Clinton's
stained and crumpled entourage, will crowd round him, to collect the rich
spoils of his victory and also tell him what to do, which is what he is used
to. Just look at his sermon by the shores of Lake Michigan. He really did
talk about a 'new dawn', and a 'timeless creed' (which was 'yes, we can').
He proclaimed that 'change has come'. He revealed that, despite having
edited the Harvard Law Review, he doesn't know what 'enormity' means. He
reached depths of oratorical drivel never even plumbed by our own Mr Blair,
burbling about putting our hands on the arc of history (or was it the ark of
history?) and bending it once more toward the hope of a better day (Don't
try this at home).
I am not making this up. No wonder that awful old hack Jesse Jac
kson sobbed as he watched. How he must wish he, too, could get away with
this sort of stuff. And it was interesting how the President-elect failed
to lift his admiring audience by repeated - but rather hesitant -
invocations of the brainless slogan he was forced by his minders to adopt
against his will - 'Yes, we can'. They were supposed to thunder 'Yes, we
can!' back at him, but they just wouldn't join in. No wonder. Yes we can
what exactly? Go home and keep a close eye on the tax rate, is my advice.
He'd have been better off bursting into 'I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony' which contains roughly the same message and might have
attracted some valuable commercial sponsorship.
Perhaps, being a Chicago crowd, they knew some of the things that 52.5 per
cent of America prefers not to know. They know Obama is the obedient servant
of one of the most squalid and unshakeable political machines in America.
They know that one of his alarmingly close associates, a state-subsidised
slum landlord called Tony Rezko, has been convicted on fraud and corruption
charges.
They also know the US is just as segregated as it was before Martin Luther
King - in schools, streets, neighbourhoods, holidays, even in its
TV-watching habits and its choice of fast-food joint. The difference is that
it is now done by unspoken agreement rather than by law.
If Mr Obama's election had threatened any of that, his feel-good white
supporters would have scuttled off and voted for John McCain, or practically
anyone. But it doesn't. Mr Obama, thanks mainly to the now-departed
grandmother he alternately praised as a saint and denounced as a racial
bigot, has the huge advantages of an expensive private education. He did not
have to grow up in the badlands of useless schools, shattered families and
gangs which are the lot of so many young black men of his generation.
If the nonsensical claims made for this election were true, then every
positive discrimination programme aimed at helping black people into jobs
they otherwise wouldn't get should be abandoned forthwith. Nothing of the
kind will happen. On the contrary, there will probably be more of them.
And if those who voted for Obama were all proving their anti-racist
nobility, that presumably means that those many millions who didn't vote for
him were proving themselves to be hopeless bigots. This is obviously untrue.
Yes we can what?: Barack Obama ran on the ticket of change
I was in Washington DC the night of the election. America's beautiful
capital has a sad secret. It is perhaps the most racially divided city in
the world, with 15th Street - which runs due north from the White House -
the unofficial frontier between black and white. But, like so much of
America, it also now has a new division, and one which is in many ways much
more important. I had attended an election-night party in a smart and
liberal white area, but was staying the night less than a mile away on the
edge of a suburb where Spanish is spoken as much as English, plus a
smattering of tongues from such places as Ethiopia, Somalia and Afghanistan.
As I walked, I crossed another of Washington's secret frontiers. There had
been a few white people blowing car horns and shouting, as the result became
clear. But among the Mexicans, Salvadorans and the other Third World
nationalities, there was something like ecstasy.
They grasped the real significance of this moment. They knew it meant that
America had finally switched sides in a global cultural war. Forget the Cold
War, or even the Iraq War. The United States, having for the most part a
deeply conservative people, had until now just about stood out against many
of the mistakes which have ruined so much of the rest of the world.
Suspicious of welfare addiction, feeble justice and high taxes, totally
committed to preserving its own national sovereignty, unabashedly Christian
in a world part secular and part Muslim, suspicious of the Great Global
Warming panic, it was unique.
These strengths had been fading for some time, mainly due to poorly
controlled mass immigration and to the march of political correctness. They
had also been weakened by the failure of America's conservative party - the
Republicans - to fight on the cultural and moral fronts.
They preferred to posture on the world stage. Scared of confronting
Left-wing teachers and sexual revolutionaries at home, they could order
soldiers to be brave on their behalf in far-off deserts. And now the US,
like Britain before it, has begun the long slow descent into the Third
World. How sad.
Where now is our last best hope on Earth?
In God and God alone!!!!!
Find this story at
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084111/PETER-HITCHENS-The-night-waved-good
bye-America--best-hope-Earth.html
Anyone would think we had just elected a hip, skinny and youthful
replacement for God, with a plan to modernise Heaven and Hell - or that at
the very least John Lennon had come back from the dead.
The swooning frenzy over the choice of Barack Obama as President of the
United States must be one of the most absurd waves of self-deception and
swirling fantasy ever to sweep through an advanced civilisation. At least
Mandela-worship - its nearest equivalent - is focused on a man who actually
did something.
I really don't see how the Obama devotees can ever in future mock the
Moonies, the Scientologists or people who claim to have been abducted in
flying saucers. This is a cult like the one which grew up around Princess
Diana, bereft of reason and hostile to facts. The night America changed:
Barack and Michelle Obama in Chicago
It already has all the signs of such a thing. The newspapers which recorded
Obama's victory have become valuable relics. You may buy Obama picture books
and Obama calendars and if there isn't yet a children's picture version of
his story, there soon will be. Proper books, recording his sordid
associates, his cowardly voting record, his astonishingly militant
commitment to unrestricted abortion and his blundering trip to Africa, are
little-read and hard to find.
If you can believe that this undistinguished and conventionally Left-wing
machine politician is a sort of secular saviour, then you can believe
anything. He plainly doesn't believe it himself. His cliche-stuffed, PC
clunker of an acceptance speech suffered badly from nerves. It was what you
would expect from someone who knew he'd promised too much and that from now
on the easy bit was over.
He needn't worry too much. From now on, the rough boys and girls of
America's Democratic Party apparatus, many recycled from Bill Clinton's
stained and crumpled entourage, will crowd round him, to collect the rich
spoils of his victory and also tell him what to do, which is what he is used
to. Just look at his sermon by the shores of Lake Michigan. He really did
talk about a 'new dawn', and a 'timeless creed' (which was 'yes, we can').
He proclaimed that 'change has come'. He revealed that, despite having
edited the Harvard Law Review, he doesn't know what 'enormity' means. He
reached depths of oratorical drivel never even plumbed by our own Mr Blair,
burbling about putting our hands on the arc of history (or was it the ark of
history?) and bending it once more toward the hope of a better day (Don't
try this at home).
I am not making this up. No wonder that awful old hack Jesse Jac
kson sobbed as he watched. How he must wish he, too, could get away with
this sort of stuff. And it was interesting how the President-elect failed
to lift his admiring audience by repeated - but rather hesitant -
invocations of the brainless slogan he was forced by his minders to adopt
against his will - 'Yes, we can'. They were supposed to thunder 'Yes, we
can!' back at him, but they just wouldn't join in. No wonder. Yes we can
what exactly? Go home and keep a close eye on the tax rate, is my advice.
He'd have been better off bursting into 'I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony' which contains roughly the same message and might have
attracted some valuable commercial sponsorship.
Perhaps, being a Chicago crowd, they knew some of the things that 52.5 per
cent of America prefers not to know. They know Obama is the obedient servant
of one of the most squalid and unshakeable political machines in America.
They know that one of his alarmingly close associates, a state-subsidised
slum landlord called Tony Rezko, has been convicted on fraud and corruption
charges.
They also know the US is just as segregated as it was before Martin Luther
King - in schools, streets, neighbourhoods, holidays, even in its
TV-watching habits and its choice of fast-food joint. The difference is that
it is now done by unspoken agreement rather than by law.
If Mr Obama's election had threatened any of that, his feel-good white
supporters would have scuttled off and voted for John McCain, or practically
anyone. But it doesn't. Mr Obama, thanks mainly to the now-departed
grandmother he alternately praised as a saint and denounced as a racial
bigot, has the huge advantages of an expensive private education. He did not
have to grow up in the badlands of useless schools, shattered families and
gangs which are the lot of so many young black men of his generation.
If the nonsensical claims made for this election were true, then every
positive discrimination programme aimed at helping black people into jobs
they otherwise wouldn't get should be abandoned forthwith. Nothing of the
kind will happen. On the contrary, there will probably be more of them.
And if those who voted for Obama were all proving their anti-racist
nobility, that presumably means that those many millions who didn't vote for
him were proving themselves to be hopeless bigots. This is obviously untrue.
Yes we can what?: Barack Obama ran on the ticket of change
I was in Washington DC the night of the election. America's beautiful
capital has a sad secret. It is perhaps the most racially divided city in
the world, with 15th Street - which runs due north from the White House -
the unofficial frontier between black and white. But, like so much of
America, it also now has a new division, and one which is in many ways much
more important. I had attended an election-night party in a smart and
liberal white area, but was staying the night less than a mile away on the
edge of a suburb where Spanish is spoken as much as English, plus a
smattering of tongues from such places as Ethiopia, Somalia and Afghanistan.
As I walked, I crossed another of Washington's secret frontiers. There had
been a few white people blowing car horns and shouting, as the result became
clear. But among the Mexicans, Salvadorans and the other Third World
nationalities, there was something like ecstasy.
They grasped the real significance of this moment. They knew it meant that
America had finally switched sides in a global cultural war. Forget the Cold
War, or even the Iraq War. The United States, having for the most part a
deeply conservative people, had until now just about stood out against many
of the mistakes which have ruined so much of the rest of the world.
Suspicious of welfare addiction, feeble justice and high taxes, totally
committed to preserving its own national sovereignty, unabashedly Christian
in a world part secular and part Muslim, suspicious of the Great Global
Warming panic, it was unique.
These strengths had been fading for some time, mainly due to poorly
controlled mass immigration and to the march of political correctness. They
had also been weakened by the failure of America's conservative party - the
Republicans - to fight on the cultural and moral fronts.
They preferred to posture on the world stage. Scared of confronting
Left-wing teachers and sexual revolutionaries at home, they could order
soldiers to be brave on their behalf in far-off deserts. And now the US,
like Britain before it, has begun the long slow descent into the Third
World. How sad.
Where now is our last best hope on Earth?
In God and God alone!!!!!
Find this story at
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1084111/PETER-HITCHENS-The-night-waved-good
bye-America--best-hope-Earth.html
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
12 Days of Christmas
So this year if you can't decide on what kind of gift to get someone there is always the gifts from the song: 12 Days of Christmas. This year the cost for all 12 days is $86,609 compared to $78,100 last year. What do you get for your money? Glad you asked.
The partridge costs $20 but what do you do with a partridge, where do you keep it? So the bird is cheap the supplies aren't. Can you eat a partridge.
The pear tree is $200, but you can't plant a pear tree just any part of the country and if you keep your partridge in the pear tree, what keeps the bird from flying away? I dont think either of these are very practical gifts.
Two turtledoves are $55, you can get them free from my deck, I must have a dozen or so, maybe I can make some money out of my backyard selling turtle doves. Again more birds and what do you do with them, I do know people eat doves.
French hens are $30, again with the birds, what do you do with them. Who wrote this song and thought they were great gifts, did this guy do drugs?
Calling birds are $600, they are canaries, do they really cost that much and what do they call out? Stop with the birds already, who asks for birds for a Christmas gift.
Five Gold Rings $350, finally maybe something someone can use but 5? Do you wear them on one hand but not the other or do you start and count every other finger including thumbs? I would want a little stone or something like tanzanite or black coral to go with those plain gold rings.
Geese a laying $240, omg stop already with the birds, was this guy a real birdbrain? Someone have a passion for birds? So how come the big birds cost less than the little birds?
Swans a swimming $5600 Wow these babies are expensive and where do you keep them, how many people have a pond to keep the geese and swan in. what do all these birds eat?
Maids a milking $52. These ladies dont even make minimum wage and what are they milking, what do you with the milk and do you have to pay their FICA, etc.
Ladies dancing $4,759. Perhaps the maids a milking should take dance lessons, that is where the money is and what kind of dance do these ladies do?
Lords a leaping $4414, apparently the skills here are not as great as the ladies dancing. What would you do with a leaping lord?
Pipers Piping $2285. I have no idea what good they would be unless you had some plumbing to do.
Drummers drumming $2475. It would appear the ladies dancing make the most. All that drumming would drive me nuts.
You know, I have sang this song I don't know how many times but never really paid attention to it until the article in the paper talking about the costs. A really weird song if you ask me.
The partridge costs $20 but what do you do with a partridge, where do you keep it? So the bird is cheap the supplies aren't. Can you eat a partridge.
The pear tree is $200, but you can't plant a pear tree just any part of the country and if you keep your partridge in the pear tree, what keeps the bird from flying away? I dont think either of these are very practical gifts.
Two turtledoves are $55, you can get them free from my deck, I must have a dozen or so, maybe I can make some money out of my backyard selling turtle doves. Again more birds and what do you do with them, I do know people eat doves.
French hens are $30, again with the birds, what do you do with them. Who wrote this song and thought they were great gifts, did this guy do drugs?
Calling birds are $600, they are canaries, do they really cost that much and what do they call out? Stop with the birds already, who asks for birds for a Christmas gift.
Five Gold Rings $350, finally maybe something someone can use but 5? Do you wear them on one hand but not the other or do you start and count every other finger including thumbs? I would want a little stone or something like tanzanite or black coral to go with those plain gold rings.
Geese a laying $240, omg stop already with the birds, was this guy a real birdbrain? Someone have a passion for birds? So how come the big birds cost less than the little birds?
Swans a swimming $5600 Wow these babies are expensive and where do you keep them, how many people have a pond to keep the geese and swan in. what do all these birds eat?
Maids a milking $52. These ladies dont even make minimum wage and what are they milking, what do you with the milk and do you have to pay their FICA, etc.
Ladies dancing $4,759. Perhaps the maids a milking should take dance lessons, that is where the money is and what kind of dance do these ladies do?
Lords a leaping $4414, apparently the skills here are not as great as the ladies dancing. What would you do with a leaping lord?
Pipers Piping $2285. I have no idea what good they would be unless you had some plumbing to do.
Drummers drumming $2475. It would appear the ladies dancing make the most. All that drumming would drive me nuts.
You know, I have sang this song I don't know how many times but never really paid attention to it until the article in the paper talking about the costs. A really weird song if you ask me.
Monday, December 01, 2008
December 1





Just months ago it was the 4th of July and here it is 30 days from the end of the year. Where has the year gone. They say as you get older, boy are they right. Black Friday was not as bad as I thought it might be but then mom and I did not get up at o dark early, we got a lot of bargains.
Saturday we had snow showers all day to turn into this by Sunday morning. Officially our first snow and for me winter is over, Spring Please! I hate winter more and more every year.
I finally also took pictures of the two knitting magazines I bought in Florence, I figure babelfish and i are going to become real close soon, there are quite a few projects I would love to make from them and my yarn purchases. There was an outlet store that I wish I had brought the gray/white yarn for a sweater, would have been about $15 for the yarn but limited suitcase space will keep you on that yarn diet. The one yarn store I went to and met Beatrice she GAVE me this beautiful needlepoint canvas of the Ponte Vecchio where the jewelry stores fold up into jewelry boxes at night. I don't know why but I recently got all my thread and plan on starting it over the holidays.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Those Crazy Europeans
I heard this morning on the way to work, England has a new chocolate bar out. It is 3.5 oz and costs $9. That must be some chocolate but wait til you hear what they put in it and they can't keep them on the shelves. The actually put applwood smoked bacon in their chocolate bars. Now I love chocolate and like bacon but together? I think I will not only pass on the cost but the fact that they put meat in chocolate. That is just...I don't know what that is.
Let me know if you try this.
Let me know if you try this.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Signs
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a Plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
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On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
And get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time Wounds All Heels.
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals--on Wheels
**************************
At a Proctologist's door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
**************************
On a Plumber's truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
**************************
On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
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On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Tire Shop inMilwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
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At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
**************************
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in
And get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! We'll wait...
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At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
**************************
And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION - This Truck is Full of Political Promises
Merry Christmas
What is wrong with the country besides the idiots that voted for the next POTUS, is we no longer use the word Christmas. I saw lights up on the way to work and two radio stations started playing seasonal music the day after Halloween. The AFA website says it is ok to say Merry CHristmas along with Bill O'Reilly of The Factor. THe problem is we forgot Christmas is all about Jesus birth not trees, and gifts. DOn't get me wrong I like getting the trees out and getting gifts, but the reason our country is in such a mess is because we have forgotten who we are and what Christmas is really for.
This is America, we speak English and we celebrate Christmas and say Merry Christmas. IF you don't like it go back to wherever you came from, you can say what you like in your own country. When I went to Italy they did not say press 1 for Italian and 2 for English, if you did not speak Italian, too bad, we need to say too bad if you don't speak English, it is our native language, get used to it. Stand up AMerica and take our country back.
And oh by the way MERRY CHRISTMAS!
This is America, we speak English and we celebrate Christmas and say Merry Christmas. IF you don't like it go back to wherever you came from, you can say what you like in your own country. When I went to Italy they did not say press 1 for Italian and 2 for English, if you did not speak Italian, too bad, we need to say too bad if you don't speak English, it is our native language, get used to it. Stand up AMerica and take our country back.
And oh by the way MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
The Lion King and Madagascar
I went to see The Lion King last Thursday. I did not know what to expect. I had not seen the animated movie and did not know the story line. WOW, what a great experience. The costumes were over the top and when the animals came on stage they walked through the audience. When they put their heads down you could see the mask. The monkey and wart hog were my favs. If you get a chance to go see this performance, do so, the costumes alone are worth the money. I would definitely go see this again.
Madagascar was hilarious. The bad lion in the movie looked a lot like the bad lion in The Lion King and acted alike as well. I think I liked this one better than the first one. If you need to laugh your self silly go see it.
Madagascar was hilarious. The bad lion in the movie looked a lot like the bad lion in The Lion King and acted alike as well. I think I liked this one better than the first one. If you need to laugh your self silly go see it.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Election Day
Today is a day every American should be proud of. It is still a privilege that we can vote for our elected officials. This election has gone on way too long and honestly one of the candidates has been in our face for what seems like eternity. I left the house early and got to the polls at 5:45am, it was 60 degrees and a pretty morning to stand outside waiting to get in to vote. An hour later i had voted a straight Republican ticket except for the sheriff and on my way to work. I was gonna wait til the afternoon but my nervousness would not let me wait. As I was pulling out of the parking lot I felt a peace come over me as I told God I had done my part and now it was in His hands. I can only hope America has enough smart people to vote McCain into office.
I wanted Fred Thompson but in this case there is no way I would vote Democrat especially knowing what Pelosi/Reid/Frank has done to us.
Whatever happens I hope you voted because it is still a privilege at least for this election.
I wanted Fred Thompson but in this case there is no way I would vote Democrat especially knowing what Pelosi/Reid/Frank has done to us.
Whatever happens I hope you voted because it is still a privilege at least for this election.
Monday, November 03, 2008
From a Friend
First off, we have McCain vs. Obama for president. Not even a contest. A proven man (war hero, lifetime of service to our country), or a man that has to prove himself (what has he accomplished other than writing a book?). With all due respect to Sen. Obama, John McCain has my vote hands down. And who cares how old he is? Oh! But what if he should die? Well, we have Sarah Palin on the ticket.
All this to-do about Sarah Palin's experience. Well, numerous US presidents were governors first, perhaps representing the fact people always had known the experience that was gained in the office of governor. Has something changed that we now doubt it? Oh, she's a she. I guess that is what is being questioned since it was never questioned before. Clinton and Bush's campaign are the most recent. I don’t remember anyone questioning their experience. I mean, they were governors.
Let's be real, if a person can successfully lead a state in the US, then they can also be able to lead the country. Isn't a state just a somewhat miniaturized version of the country? Of course. but no one will admit it. Several other presidents were governors first and again, in their campaigns, no one ever questioned their experience. Oh! They were he's. Ya' think?
In all, 19 presidents were governors first. A few of them were not governors in the modern sense of the term; that is, they governed territories rather than states. Andrew Jackson acted as military governor to the Florida Territory and as governor to the Northwest Territory in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. William Harrison governed the Indiana Territory for twelve years at the beginning of the 19th century. Lastly William Taft served as Governor-General in the Philippines at the beginning of the 20th century.
In the early years of the US, the following presidents were governors first:
Thomas Jefferson: the first president to hold the position of governor, served as Virginia’s governor from 1779-1781
James Monroe: served as Governor of Virginia from 1799-1802, and again served for a brief period as the 16th Governor of Virginia from January through April in 1811.
John Tyler: another Governor of Virginia, serving from 1825-1827
Following governors from Virginia, other presidents were governors first from a variety of other states:
Martin Van Buren: Governor of New York in 1829
James Polk: Governor of Tennessee, serving from 1839-1841
Andrew Johnson: Governor of Tennessee from 1853-1857 and then appointed by Lincoln to serve as military governor of Tennessee from 1862-1864
Rutherford Hayes: Governor of Ohio from 1868-1872 and again from 1876-1877
Grover Cleveland: Governor of New York from 1883-1885
William McKinley: Governor of Ohio from 1892-1896
Numerous presidents were governors first in the 20th century. The list begins with Theodore Roosevelt, first Governor of New York from 1899-1901. Others on this list are:
Woodrow Wilson: Governor of New Jersey from 1911-1913
Calvin Coolidge: Governor of Massachusetts from 1919-1921
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Governor of New York from 1929-1933
James Carter: Governor of Georgia from 1971-1975
Ronald Regan: Governor of California from 1967-1975
William J. Clinton: Governor of Arkansas from 1983-1992
George W. Bush: Governor of Texas from 1995-2000
Guess what? In comparison, only 12 presidents were senators and not governors (some were both governors and senators). They were: John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Benjamin Harrison, Warren G. Harding, Harry S. Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson and Richard M. Nixon.
The fact that more of all U.S. presidents were governors as opposed to senators suggests the importance of the Governor' Office with respect to the presidency.
When reflecting on which presidents were senators, think of these names and their reputation: Andrew Jackson, (most degrading campaigning ever. The stress killed his wife), Harry Truman (actually not elected. He was vice president and was sworn in after President Franklin D. Roosevelt died in office in April, 1945. Truman, in fact, gave the go-ahead to deploy the atomic bombs over Nagasaki and Hiroshima in Japan), John F. Kennedy (we do remember Marylyn, don’t we?), Lyndon B. Johnson (was never elected but sworn in after the assassination of JFK and went down in history as one of the worst presidents in US history), and Richard M. Nixon (do I have to remind anyone he left in disgrace after resigning because of the Watergate scandal?).
The U.S. has had 43 presidents, and 19 of those presidents were governors first and only 12 were senators first. Think of this. What did the other 12 have for experience? Go to the history book. You will be really surprised. the bottom line is, I think history shows me that Sarah Palin is ready and experienced for the job. This is probably the first time in the history of our elections that we have had equal billing on both the President and Vice President tickets. Is there another choice?
Isn’t history such a great resource?
All this to-do about Sarah Palin's experience. Well, numerous US presidents were governors first, perhaps representing the fact people always had known the experience that was gained in the office of governor. Has something changed that we now doubt it? Oh, she's a she. I guess that is what is being questioned since it was never questioned before. Clinton and Bush's campaign are the most recent. I don’t remember anyone questioning their experience. I mean, they were governors.
Let's be real, if a person can successfully lead a state in the US, then they can also be able to lead the country. Isn't a state just a somewhat miniaturized version of the country? Of course. but no one will admit it. Several other presidents were governors first and again, in their campaigns, no one ever questioned their experience. Oh! They were he's. Ya' think?
In all, 19 presidents were governors first. A few of them were not governors in the modern sense of the term; that is, they governed territories rather than states. Andrew Jackson acted as military governor to the Florida Territory and as governor to the Northwest Territory in the late 18th and early 19th centuries. William Harrison governed the Indiana Territory for twelve years at the beginning of the 19th century. Lastly William Taft served as Governor-General in the Philippines at the beginning of the 20th century.
In the early years of the US, the following presidents were governors first:
Thomas Jefferson: the first president to hold the position of governor, served as Virginia’s governor from 1779-1781
James Monroe: served as Governor of Virginia from 1799-1802, and again served for a brief period as the 16th Governor of Virginia from January through April in 1811.
John Tyler: another Governor of Virginia, serving from 1825-1827
Following governors from Virginia, other presidents were governors first from a variety of other states:
Martin Van Buren: Governor of New York in 1829
James Polk: Governor of Tennessee, serving from 1839-1841
Andrew Johnson: Governor of Tennessee from 1853-1857 and then appointed by Lincoln to serve as military governor of Tennessee from 1862-1864
Rutherford Hayes: Governor of Ohio from 1868-1872 and again from 1876-1877
Grover Cleveland: Governor of New York from 1883-1885
William McKinley: Governor of Ohio from 1892-1896
Numerous presidents were governors first in the 20th century. The list begins with Theodore Roosevelt, first Governor of New York from 1899-1901. Others on this list are:
Woodrow Wilson: Governor of New Jersey from 1911-1913
Calvin Coolidge: Governor of Massachusetts from 1919-1921
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Governor of New York from 1929-1933
James Carter: Governor of Georgia from 1971-1975
Ronald Regan: Governor of California from 1967-1975
William J. Clinton: Governor of Arkansas from 1983-1992
George W. Bush: Governor of Texas from 1995-2000
Guess what? In comparison, only 12 presidents were senators and not governors (some were both governors and senators). They were: John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison, John Tyler, Franklin Pierce, James Buchanan, Benjamin Harrison, Warren G. Harding, Harry S. Truman, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson and Richard M. Nixon.
The fact that more of all U.S. presidents were governors as opposed to senators suggests the importance of the Governor' Office with respect to the presidency.
When reflecting on which presidents were senators, think of these names and their reputation: Andrew Jackson, (most degrading campaigning ever. The stress killed his wife), Harry Truman (actually not elected. He was vice president and was sworn in after President Franklin D. Roosevelt died in office in April, 1945. Truman, in fact, gave the go-ahead to deploy the atomic bombs over Nagasaki and Hiroshima in Japan), John F. Kennedy (we do remember Marylyn, don’t we?), Lyndon B. Johnson (was never elected but sworn in after the assassination of JFK and went down in history as one of the worst presidents in US history), and Richard M. Nixon (do I have to remind anyone he left in disgrace after resigning because of the Watergate scandal?).
The U.S. has had 43 presidents, and 19 of those presidents were governors first and only 12 were senators first. Think of this. What did the other 12 have for experience? Go to the history book. You will be really surprised. the bottom line is, I think history shows me that Sarah Palin is ready and experienced for the job. This is probably the first time in the history of our elections that we have had equal billing on both the President and Vice President tickets. Is there another choice?
Isn’t history such a great resource?
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