America You Got It Wrong Again

Ok so we hawk the song writing contest again. We do a stupid dance song. We show how they record their song choices for I-tune. And we see highlights of last night.

1. Chikizie-bottom 3
2. Brooke-safe, damn.
3. Carly-she says she is not pregnant, just trying to hide her weight-safe

Missed the Ford commercial.

4. David A-safe
5. David C-safe
6. Syesha-bottom 3, that should be a given
7. Michael-safe

Those stupid questions really have to go. Do we need to be tortured for an entire hour by this drivel they drag out you are off the island show?

Season 2 Kimberly Locke sang, she was #3, I did not watch Season 1 and 2. She was good, very pretty.

Hawked Idol gives back.

8. Ramiele-she reminds me of the hawaiin girl a few seasons ago who cried and got the sympathy vote. That pouty whiny stuff needs to go-safe, damn.
9. Jason-bottom 3
10. Kristy-safe.

I don't think Chikizie should have gone home, but at least he will be on the tour, so we have not seen the last of him.

American Idol

Ok so who cares anymore who wins? I still dont get they keep saying this is the best group ever? They must all be on Paula's drugs cos no one has wowed me yet and no one has given me goosebumps when they sang.

Songs from the year they were born, good thing 1987 produced a lot of songs.

1. Ramiele-her outfit sucked and did not match the song. Heart is too big of a song for her to sing (C)
2. Jason-he needs to do something cos I expect him to sound the same every week (B-)
3. Syesha-guess she decided she needed to put it out there to stay in the competition (B)
4. Chikezie-I agree with Simon where did he go (B+)
5. Brooke-I love that she screwed up her song right on the very first word (C)
6. Michael-finally a good song from him (B+)
7. Carly-is she pregnant? I thought she did a good job but she is kind of predictable too and will she be in the bottom 3 again? (B)
8. David A-predictable as Jason (B+)
9. Kristy-that is the first time she has sang I actually thought she did a good job (B)
10. David C-I have to say I did not recognize the song at first but I really like what he did better than the Michael Jackson version-for me best of night (A)

Dial Idol has Chikezie going home but they have not done very good this season picking the loser, who is going home? Hard to say this week, the good ones kind of failed and the bad ones kicked it in gear.



Dancing with the Stars: no surprise Penn and Monica went home.

Christmas Lights

I know Christmas is 9 months away but I saw Christmas lights on a house this morning and yes they were lit up. Yes I know some people have lights on their deck that they use HOWEVER these were actual colored Christmas lights and they were on at 6am.

I guess some people are just in the holiday season all year long.

Dancing With The Stars

I realize these people don't get any money for this contest but honestly some of these people are not that good.

1. Steve Guttenberg (C)
2. Christian De La Fuente (B-)
3. Monica Seles - she is really too stiff (C)
4. Penn Gillette (C)
5. Priscilla Presley - whew she is ugly (B)
6. Shannon Elizabeth (A)
7. Jason Taylor (A)
8. Marissa (B+)
9. Adam Corolla (C)
10. Marlee Matlin -amazing how well she does without hearing the music (A-)
11. Kristi Gagamuchi (A)
12. Mario (A)

I say Penn and Monica are going home tonight.

Democratic Party Campaign Car

Don't study it too long because it truly does not make any sense.

Suckwest

I had to fly to Indy on Thursday on Northwest and had to fly Suckwest home. Northwest, a Pepsi airline, I was happy. Suckwest, nothing could make that good. I am not a cow to be told to wait to line up and get a sucky seat. I was there in plenty of time and had reserved my seat 3 weeks ahead and I stil got B25, BINGO we were not playing. So all 6 planes in my area were late leaving due to bad airplanes. I got home an hour late. So as soon as we were allowed on the plane then the flight attendants are pissy and telling us to hurry up, now we are in a hurry to leave.

So there was a free plane next door not leaving for THREE hours, and all that was wrong with ours was a loose screw on the pilot's seat. He could not have stood, we could not have traded planes with the other one. We get here and have to wait cos someone is in our gate, so take the gate next to you.

I only flew Suckwest cos I wanted to get home that night or else I would not take them. They truly suck as an airline.

America got it wrong

Ok we introduced mentors, announced the song writing contest, another lame Beattles medley, and a review of what they sang the night before.

Brooke safe, damn. Carly in the bottom 3-WHAT? David A-safe, a given. Michael Johns-safe.

Off to a really stupid Ford commercial and how they make it.

David C-safe. Kristy-bottom 3- a given. Jason-safe. Ramiele-what a baby she is, someone slap her-safe, damn.

More stupid Questions. INteresting Ryan mentioned Kelli PIckler (bimbo) had grown in many ways, are we talking the boob job? Idol gives back commercial with Elliott.

Syesah-safe, damn. Amanda-bottom 3-WHAT? Chikizie-safe.

I can not believe they sent Amanda home and now we know it is no longer a singing contest but a Barbie contest. Kristy should have gone home.

However, Amanda left with grace, she never shed a tear, said to be 11 out of over 100K people and she sang her song as if the contest was not over for her. I don't think we have seen the last of Amanda.

Dancing with the Stars Part Deux

SO it was ladies night and I have to say they did way better than the guys.

Shannon Elizabeth-have no idea who she is (B)
Monica Seles-how awkward and stiff was she (C)
Marissa ?-(C+)
Priscilla Presley-how ugly is she and why do people do that to themselves, Kenny Rogers, Joan rivers, do they not realize how ugly they become when the do face lifts like that. Is she on Paula's drugs? (B+)
Krist gagamuchi-I cant stand her, (A-)
Marlee Matlin-amazing how she did and her partner to teach a deaf person, well he gets points in my book (B+)

I would send Monica home

American Idol

Beattles again, why why why? There are millions of great songs out there, we did the Beatles, move on. Why does Ryan feel he needs to blabber and ask stupid questions, he is as annoying as Paula.

1. Amanda (B+) she gave it to Simon good
2. Kristy (C-) she is not good enough to give Simon crap
3. David Archuletta (A-) he is back
4. Michael (C+) his voice was a little froggy, I like his voice but he has not picked that wow song
5. Brooke- (C) finally they think she sucked, how hokey was that performance, geez i knew she was a total goof
6. David Cook (B) if you close your eyes and listen to him he is not half bad, he is just arrogant and his hair
7. Carly (A) song sucked but she did a good job on it
8. Jason (B+) Jason is not a wow singer but he has one of those voices that if you had a really bad day he could sing you a song and help it be better
9. Syesha (B+) her best performance yet but where is the personality
10. Chikezie (C+) what was that and after last week, what a let down
11. Ramiele (C)

I imagine Kristy and Syesha and perhaps Ramiele will be in the bottom 3 or perhaps Michael Johns. It is time for Kristy to go, she is the worst of the 11 left. Still no one has wowed me, gave me goosebumps when they sang.

Dialidol has Kristy going home and has Syesha after David A who is once again in first place.

Great Joke

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, t hat you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said: "Clean my house."

Dancing With The Stars

Is there a purpose to this show? And why am I watching it? I started watching it last year probably because nothing better was on. So last night the guys were on (kind of like Idol). Penn of Penn and Teller (how stupid are they) was on first, what an oaf, I felt sorry for his partner, he was trying to be funny all the time. I give him a D. The next guy was some football player-he had the flow down, he was very smooth, i was surprised how well he did. I give him a B. The next guy was the latin guy-boy was he full of himself. I give him a B-. The next guy was Mario, I dont know what he does but he was really good and the chemistry was definitely there with his partner. I give him a A-. The next guy was Corolla from the man show (please how stupid is that show) he was better than I though he would be. I give him a B-. The next guy was Steve Guttenberg-he was ok. I give him a C+.

Tonight is Idol and the ladies on DWTS, i will be watching Idol. It is the Beattles again, why?

Happy St Pat's Day

As I see by the clock it is almost time for the parade to start downtown. Thank goodness I don't work down there anymore. Having a huge picture window I would see all kinds of goings on after the parade in the parking lots where people could not park. I have seen drunks peeing on cars, glad my car was in a locked secure garage, and other things I never want to see ever again. Hey you know that tree is not big enought to cover your two naked bodies doing things I want to scratch my eyes out for.

So if the cops are wandering around the parade why are they letting people drink? More importantly why aren't they following those people back to their cars and arresting them when they try to drive away drunk and it is raining, that will make things even worse.

Hey GW can we have this day off so those of us not stupid enough to get drunk and try to drive home can be safe at home and not some statistic cos the cops did not take care of the drunks. Why do they allow alcohol anyway. And further more why do we have alcohol at ball games, etc. All these people sit somewhere for a couple of hours, drink more than they should at exhorbitant prices and then get in their cars and drive home. I don't care to die that way or yet.

Just say no to male strippers

Jim Carrey on Idol last night, ugh! Can things get any stupider and is Ryan taking Paula's drugs? I do not like Jim Carrey, I think he is beyond stupid and that type of "comedy" makes my brain hurt, it is way tooooooo stupid. I never cared for Dr Seuss either. I remember when I was in second grade we would go to the library. All my little brother ever got was Dr Stupid books, ugh how many times can you read Green Eggs and Ham. I however, at the ripe age of 7 read these 1" autobiographies, there were about 100 of them, I read them all.

Anyway I digress. I give their medley a (C). I also saw Sanjawye from last year with his sister, I see he is doing the grunge thing, good hide so no one will hurt you.

I forgot they do the bottom 3 and it is no surprise that Syesha, Kristy, and David H were in the bottom 3, they were my bottom 3 as well. I sure thought Kristy was going home however I think the guys are keeping her there, she does look like B arbie. Perhaps David H can get his job back doing lap dances for guys.

I was a little disappointed Kat McPhee did not sing a song that she could belt out, cos that is what she excels at. Did anyone besides me notice the rock on her left hand and was she just a little huggy with David Foster?And did Ryan say they were doing Beattles again next week? Isn't one week enough, I was never a Beattles fan, pick something else, they are over with.