Recycled Toilet Paper

As I was thumbing through the coupon sections of the paper yesterday there is a half page on recycled paper goods. I looked closer and realized it was paper that maybe should not be recycled? It is called Sunrise and the caption says Kinder to the Environment, Now, you can do your part... I think I already did when I flushed it in the first place. So now I have to ask is there someone somewhere in the sewer waiting like the Catcher on a baseball team at the end of the pipeline catching all the toilet paper in the world that comes swooping down the line? It even has the Good Housekeeping seal of approval, when is the last time you saw that on a product? Kind of creeps me out to think of recycled toilet paper. In case you want to know more check out www.sunrisetissues.com. I dont know about you but I think the "green" ones have taken this too far this time.

So I went to their website and they sell toilet paper, napkins, and paper towels. So if I wipe my face on a napkin does that mean I could have wiped other body parts a month or so ago. I think I will stay away from sunrise toilet paper, it just creeps me out.

Idol Gives Back

What kind of drivel was that for 2 1/2 hours? I came home crashed on the couch and finished a baby afghan for a charity so thought I would put the show on. Finally 45 minutes into the show they had somebody good on:Heart; but they skanked it up with Fergie, wew is she UGLY. Hey Fergie slither on back under the rock, you will never be the caliber of the Wilson sisters. This was my first experience with Miley Cyrus-omg she can NOT sing and wants to be Fergie really bad, she is only 15. How precocious is she? And they not only let her sing once but twice. What was that crap Mariah Carey did? The best part of the show was Robin Williams and Annie Lennox (the way she sang that song you could tell she had really been moved by what she saw). I hope they got lots of money cos the only thing that moved me was to get up and change the channel or find something else to do, snoozer it was.

My favorite Aunt

My fav aunt was here for a week, too bad I was sick and could not enjoy the visit as much as I would have liked but... stuff happens.

I found out where I work in the caves her great grandfather owned much of the land over us and he raises Merino sheep which makes some of the best knitting wool.

We did attend an embroidered pincushion class which was fun, and I do like this teacher. We just visited and crafted which is just fine.

Thanks for visiting Aunt Jessie, until next time.

Sinus Infection

For those one or two people who read my senseless ramblings here i have had a sinus infection so nothing from me for awhile.

So did you hear TSA wants to provide mood lighting and muzak? like that is gonna make them anymore pleasant and less surly. They say it is for us waiting in line for them to abuse us. Have you ever met a nice TSA person? Can't say that I have. Talk about a Federal agency that should be called in for fraud, waste, and abuse hotline. where is my number?

I also read today that many government employees have been abusing their gov credit cards, I wish i knew I could be buying yarn on mine instead of me paying for it. Can you believe the things they bought, I saw one paid for a prostitute, can we send our cards to Spitzer for approval?

On to Idol last night, Paula put the girls away, no one wants to see them. Why is she on the show? She never has anything to say other than you look pretty or you are true to yourself? What? She just needs to be one of those one hit wonders and gravitate to the dark side and stay.
I give Michael a B+; Syesha just bores me-B-; Jason disappointed me however the judges loved him C; Kristy B+; David C did not work for me B-; Carly did not work for me but she looked good B-; David A A; and Brooke rushed the songs B-. I am glad Ramiele went home last week, she was such a baby. Let's see I would send Syesha home this week, really I would have sent her and Brooke packing a few weeks ago but I am not in charge of Idol.

America You Got It Wrong Again

Ok so we hawk the song writing contest again. We do a stupid dance song. We show how they record their song choices for I-tune. And we see highlights of last night.

1. Chikizie-bottom 3
2. Brooke-safe, damn.
3. Carly-she says she is not pregnant, just trying to hide her weight-safe

Missed the Ford commercial.

4. David A-safe
5. David C-safe
6. Syesha-bottom 3, that should be a given
7. Michael-safe

Those stupid questions really have to go. Do we need to be tortured for an entire hour by this drivel they drag out you are off the island show?

Season 2 Kimberly Locke sang, she was #3, I did not watch Season 1 and 2. She was good, very pretty.

Hawked Idol gives back.

8. Ramiele-she reminds me of the hawaiin girl a few seasons ago who cried and got the sympathy vote. That pouty whiny stuff needs to go-safe, damn.
9. Jason-bottom 3
10. Kristy-safe.

I don't think Chikizie should have gone home, but at least he will be on the tour, so we have not seen the last of him.

American Idol

Ok so who cares anymore who wins? I still dont get they keep saying this is the best group ever? They must all be on Paula's drugs cos no one has wowed me yet and no one has given me goosebumps when they sang.

Songs from the year they were born, good thing 1987 produced a lot of songs.

1. Ramiele-her outfit sucked and did not match the song. Heart is too big of a song for her to sing (C)
2. Jason-he needs to do something cos I expect him to sound the same every week (B-)
3. Syesha-guess she decided she needed to put it out there to stay in the competition (B)
4. Chikezie-I agree with Simon where did he go (B+)
5. Brooke-I love that she screwed up her song right on the very first word (C)
6. Michael-finally a good song from him (B+)
7. Carly-is she pregnant? I thought she did a good job but she is kind of predictable too and will she be in the bottom 3 again? (B)
8. David A-predictable as Jason (B+)
9. Kristy-that is the first time she has sang I actually thought she did a good job (B)
10. David C-I have to say I did not recognize the song at first but I really like what he did better than the Michael Jackson version-for me best of night (A)

Dial Idol has Chikezie going home but they have not done very good this season picking the loser, who is going home? Hard to say this week, the good ones kind of failed and the bad ones kicked it in gear.



Dancing with the Stars: no surprise Penn and Monica went home.

Christmas Lights

I know Christmas is 9 months away but I saw Christmas lights on a house this morning and yes they were lit up. Yes I know some people have lights on their deck that they use HOWEVER these were actual colored Christmas lights and they were on at 6am.

I guess some people are just in the holiday season all year long.

Dancing With The Stars

I realize these people don't get any money for this contest but honestly some of these people are not that good.

1. Steve Guttenberg (C)
2. Christian De La Fuente (B-)
3. Monica Seles - she is really too stiff (C)
4. Penn Gillette (C)
5. Priscilla Presley - whew she is ugly (B)
6. Shannon Elizabeth (A)
7. Jason Taylor (A)
8. Marissa (B+)
9. Adam Corolla (C)
10. Marlee Matlin -amazing how well she does without hearing the music (A-)
11. Kristi Gagamuchi (A)
12. Mario (A)

I say Penn and Monica are going home tonight.

Democratic Party Campaign Car

Don't study it too long because it truly does not make any sense.

Suckwest

I had to fly to Indy on Thursday on Northwest and had to fly Suckwest home. Northwest, a Pepsi airline, I was happy. Suckwest, nothing could make that good. I am not a cow to be told to wait to line up and get a sucky seat. I was there in plenty of time and had reserved my seat 3 weeks ahead and I stil got B25, BINGO we were not playing. So all 6 planes in my area were late leaving due to bad airplanes. I got home an hour late. So as soon as we were allowed on the plane then the flight attendants are pissy and telling us to hurry up, now we are in a hurry to leave.

So there was a free plane next door not leaving for THREE hours, and all that was wrong with ours was a loose screw on the pilot's seat. He could not have stood, we could not have traded planes with the other one. We get here and have to wait cos someone is in our gate, so take the gate next to you.

I only flew Suckwest cos I wanted to get home that night or else I would not take them. They truly suck as an airline.

America got it wrong

Ok we introduced mentors, announced the song writing contest, another lame Beattles medley, and a review of what they sang the night before.

Brooke safe, damn. Carly in the bottom 3-WHAT? David A-safe, a given. Michael Johns-safe.

Off to a really stupid Ford commercial and how they make it.

David C-safe. Kristy-bottom 3- a given. Jason-safe. Ramiele-what a baby she is, someone slap her-safe, damn.

More stupid Questions. INteresting Ryan mentioned Kelli PIckler (bimbo) had grown in many ways, are we talking the boob job? Idol gives back commercial with Elliott.

Syesah-safe, damn. Amanda-bottom 3-WHAT? Chikizie-safe.

I can not believe they sent Amanda home and now we know it is no longer a singing contest but a Barbie contest. Kristy should have gone home.

However, Amanda left with grace, she never shed a tear, said to be 11 out of over 100K people and she sang her song as if the contest was not over for her. I don't think we have seen the last of Amanda.

Dancing with the Stars Part Deux

SO it was ladies night and I have to say they did way better than the guys.

Shannon Elizabeth-have no idea who she is (B)
Monica Seles-how awkward and stiff was she (C)
Marissa ?-(C+)
Priscilla Presley-how ugly is she and why do people do that to themselves, Kenny Rogers, Joan rivers, do they not realize how ugly they become when the do face lifts like that. Is she on Paula's drugs? (B+)
Krist gagamuchi-I cant stand her, (A-)
Marlee Matlin-amazing how she did and her partner to teach a deaf person, well he gets points in my book (B+)

I would send Monica home

American Idol

Beattles again, why why why? There are millions of great songs out there, we did the Beatles, move on. Why does Ryan feel he needs to blabber and ask stupid questions, he is as annoying as Paula.

1. Amanda (B+) she gave it to Simon good
2. Kristy (C-) she is not good enough to give Simon crap
3. David Archuletta (A-) he is back
4. Michael (C+) his voice was a little froggy, I like his voice but he has not picked that wow song
5. Brooke- (C) finally they think she sucked, how hokey was that performance, geez i knew she was a total goof
6. David Cook (B) if you close your eyes and listen to him he is not half bad, he is just arrogant and his hair
7. Carly (A) song sucked but she did a good job on it
8. Jason (B+) Jason is not a wow singer but he has one of those voices that if you had a really bad day he could sing you a song and help it be better
9. Syesha (B+) her best performance yet but where is the personality
10. Chikezie (C+) what was that and after last week, what a let down
11. Ramiele (C)

I imagine Kristy and Syesha and perhaps Ramiele will be in the bottom 3 or perhaps Michael Johns. It is time for Kristy to go, she is the worst of the 11 left. Still no one has wowed me, gave me goosebumps when they sang.

Dialidol has Kristy going home and has Syesha after David A who is once again in first place.